"Dear Demon,

I've been going out with this girl for a few months now, but I'm sick of her. she's too clingy, talks about nothing of interest, we don't even watch the same tv shows. I've tried ignoring her calls, texts, and messages on Facebook, but she just won't stop! How long until she gets the hint?

Angry"

Dear Angry,

And she should be. What are you, in grade five? Man up and tell her it's over; don't be such a fucking coward!

Demon